Rude dating quotes
If you mistakenly wrap a Christmas present in paper that says “Happy Birthday”... Tell the kid next door you’re the Christmas Lawyer. But if he gives you half his Christmas presents, you can plead him down to “not very nice.”This Christmas let’s try to keep things in their proper perspective. If you’re not sure which presents Daddy wrapped, they’re the ones that look like they were delivered by a backhoe.
I asked my grandmother for wireless headphones for Christmas..got some really nice ear muffs.
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis!
Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!
They remind us that there's something worth celebrating, remembering, and worth living for.
It's a time for presents, restaurants, and having fun together.
To help laugh about the years past and your own romance, here are some funny quotes that are meant specifically for wedding anniversaries.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.